The Umbrella Shop
This is not the ordinary umbrella you see in Seattle. These are innovative types that hold endless possibilities. In a flash of brilliance, I saw many uses and designs that have applications immediately.
1 Air Umbrella
Take a portable and lightweight air compressor with a tube that leads to a spinner on top of the umbrella stick or even on a hat, that sends out a pinwheel of compressed air so that it blows away the falling water enough to keep you dry.
This device could have different settings. If the wind is blowing it probably would be overcome but in a shower it would be suitable. It could all be built within the handle. Batteries not included.
2 A Solar Collector Umbrella
Like a photographers umbrella except it collects solar energy that could be converted to electricity.
You would be in a position to sell or barter energy to other beach goers whose phone, laptop or tablet that needs recharging.
Solar voltaics are thin enough and flexible enough to be built in an umbrella configuration. The inside would need to be pointed to the sun since the voltaic cells would line the interior.
3 Antenna Umbrella
Simply line the inside of the umbrella with foil and point it at the Ionosphere. You could hear reflected radio waves if you have wired the thing to your radio. It could also double as a solar cooker. Star Wars had one.
4 A Water Collection system
Turned upside down, an umbrella could collect a lot of water during a storm. Make sure you empty it frequently into a vessel to settle out particulates such as radiation from Fukushima. Rainwater is still the best for cleanliness.
5 Shelter
An umbrella could be built big enough to pop up in an emergency or even for camping. Remember the old umbrella tents? These would have the center pole and ribs ready to go. Remember to stake well.
6 Yurts
Every yurt I've ever seen has a central opening. In sudden showers or prolonged storms you could simply pop open your megabrella over this hole in the roof. Remember to tie a weight to the handle so it does not move. It could also be on a long pole cut to fit the height exactly. You could still have ventilation by raising the 'brella slightly. Building a skylight is time consuming and costly.
7 Nearly everyone has heard of or seen the story of the kid jumping off the roof with nothing but an umbrella to break his fall. Why not do some science and build an umbrella that actually works for that 50 lb kid?
8 The Jeffersonbrella
Build your umbrella fabric out graphene. Install a fan that runs on batteries in the handle and make a portion of the shaft revolve to accommodate the small fan that folds for cooling and possibly to keep dust at bay and out of the way. Essentially, to keep the sun off the delicate skin of ladies and have a nice breeze to dispel the heat. Stylish.
9 The glow stick umbrella
Use a glow stick on the shaft which will help you on those dark and stormy nights when you need to make a toilet paper run.
10 For the runway model:
Use LED lights in a halo affair around her head to fully light up the dress she is wearing by using a tiny spotlight LED fed by a battery pack.
11 An umbrella lit with those tiny LEDs at the spoke ends with batteries in the handle for safety lighting.
12. Everyone's big on robots now. Why not a robot who grows food for humans? We already have most of the hardware in place. It is the technological will of scientists to realize the benefits and cost reductions of a completely automated farm tended by robotics and computers. Why you could have flying drones for water monitoring or planting seeds. Tending row after row of vegetables would be no problem for a robot specifically programmed to perform a variety of functions at each plant all guided by the astute eye of the master farmer watching at many levels and tending to the broken bot when needed.
Literally arming a robot with a variety of tools would make multitasking a robot possible.
Spreading fertilizer a problem? Not for a robot! Applying pesticides? Heaven forbid if you still need them, but a robot could work at all hours, in most weather situations, blowing or not. Hot and cold makes no difference to a bot.
Science and DARPA need to catch up some and at least apply designs to farming production.
Then there is tree planting tht could be done effectively by a flying drone programmed to pick the most ideal site. Then land and dibble a hole. A rotating drum of tree sprouts could then drop the plant and tamp the dirt a little before flying on to its next spot it has already chosen.
Lifeguarding could be improved with drones dropping life rings to distressed swimmers. They could be powerful enough to drop a line so that exhausted swimmers could be pulled ashore.
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In keeping in the spirit of clearness, why not perfect a clear wide brimmed rain hat?
My ideas are endless